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One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

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What is the difference between baseball and law?

In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

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It's amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

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Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk.

"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no 'I' in 'team'."

"True," said the boy. "But there is a 'Ben' in 'bench'."

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Why did they stop the leper baseball game?

The pitcher threw his arm out and the left fielder dropped a ball.

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