How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?16 Babysitter Jokes
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.10 Chuck Norris Jokes
The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."13 Sex Jokes
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.24 Dog Jokes
Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
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No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!