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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

16     Babysitter Jokes


After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

10     Chuck Norris Jokes


Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."

Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

13     Sex Jokes


A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.

Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing.

The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."

24     Dog Jokes


Press any key!

No! no! no! NOT THAT ONE!

15     Key Jokes






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