54 jokes about babies
55 → Joke
to a baby and afterward the doctor
comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis
and a brain
10 → Joke
Whats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie
doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex
13 → Joke
What is the difference
between a man
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
66 → Joke
A Sunday School
teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus
with them to Jerusalem.
replied: "They couldn't get a baby sitter."
20 → Joke
and her son
were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes
have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess
. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."