's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar
A pretty woman
walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."
Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."
To which Rose added, "You wanna bet
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram
He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says: "Are you my daddy?"
The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram.
The baby says again: "Are you my daddy?"
The doctor says: "No, I'm not your father
They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked: "Are you my daddy?"
And the father says: "Yes, I am!"
So, the baby pops out of the mother's womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head while saying: "How do you like that?! How do you like that?!"