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Men · Childbirths · Babies · Differences
man,proposing marriageWhat is the difference between a man and childbirth?

One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.
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Chuck Norris · Babies · Apple Pie
baby,girlWhats the difference between a dead baby and apple pie?

Chuck Norris doesn't eat the apple pie after he has sex with it.
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Insults · Women · Babies · Monkeys
girl,bikini:4A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Stewardesses · Questions · Babies · Children
baby,boyA mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
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Bus Drivers · Smoking · Cigarettes · Babies
baby,girlThe bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars.

Suddenly, a baby starts crying.

"Come on kid," the bus driver said "you're only 6 months old, you can make it without a cigarette."
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