Away - 52 jokes
14 breast jokes
Why are breasts
located in the upper half of a woman
So that milk
should be kept away from the pussy
23 pastor jokes
were having lunch together at a diner.
The first Pastor said: "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice
in my church
. I've tried everything. Noise, spray, cats. Nothing seems to scare them away."
The second Pastor then said: "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said: "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church ... Haven't seen one back since!"
18 nun jokes
were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning the Father
's room the other day, and I found a bunch of pornographic magazines."
"What did you do?" the second nun asked.
"I threw them in the trash, of course."
"Well," said the second nun, "I was in the Father's room putting away laundry and found a bunch of condoms
"What did you do?" the first nun asked.
"I poked holes
"Oh, crap," said the third nun.
23 penis jokes
A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable fidelity practices when suddenly, the woman reaches over and slices off the mans penis
and angrily tosses it out the window of the car.
Driving behind the car is a pickup truck with a man and his 10 year old daughter chatting away beside him. All of the sudden, the penis smacks the pickup in the windshield and flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her daddy
, "Daddy what in the heck was that?!?"
Not wanting to expose his 10 year old daughter to sex at such a tender age, the father replies, "It was only a bug
The daughter gets a confused look on her face, and after a minute, she says. "Sure had a big dick
34 blonde jokesNext page Jokes
Two car salesmen
were sitting at the bar
. One complained to the other, "Boy, business
sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass
Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde
, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.
"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"