3 jokes about atoms
7 → Joke
atom lost its electron
and went to the police
station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
40 → Joke
enrolled in nursing school
is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole
does when she has an orgasm
"Sure!" she says, "He's at home taking care of the kids
21 → Joke
Why did President
Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris
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