Astronaut jokes

3 jokes about astronauts


Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"

Pupil: "At launch time!"

0     lunchtime jokes

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

27     NASA jokes

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

12     sheep jokes