and her husband
were participating in a blood
drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.
"Have you ever paid for sex
?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife
who was trying to calm a new baby
and tend to several other children
milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
US Airways recently introduced a special half fare for wives
who accompanied their husbands
on business trips
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen
who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"