Little Susie comes home from school
and tells her mum that the boys
were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.
Mum said: "Don't do them. The boys only want to see your knickers
Susie said: "I know which is why i put them in my bag!"
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic
school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"
"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said 'A Protestant