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Little Susie comes home from school and tells her mum that the boys were asking her to do cartwheels and said she was very good.

Mum said: "Don't do them. The boys only want to see your knickers!"

Susie said: "I know which is why i put them in my bag!"

12     school jokes


Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"

Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"

"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed.

Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said 'A Protestant'!"

15     prostitute jokes


What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?

The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

16     man jokes


Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!

9     yo momma jokes


Father: "Why aren't you doing very well in history?"

Son: "Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!"

2     history jokes






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