Little Johnny asks his mother her age.19 Little Johnny Jokes
She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.
Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."
The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"
To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.
On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.
Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"
Mother: "How was math today?"9 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Little Johnny: "I'm not going back to school ever again!"5 Little Johnny Jokes
Mom: "Why not?"
Little Johnny: "The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!"
Teacher: "Where does your mother come from?"3 Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny: "Alaska!"
Teacher: "Don't worry, I'll ask her myself!"
If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?20 Blonde JokesNext page JokesAsking Sayings
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.