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39 coma jokes
had been slipping in and out of a coma
for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
19 pastor jokesProposal
were having lunch together at a diner.
The first Pastor said: "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with mice
in my church
. I've tried everything. Noise, spray, cats. Nothing seems to scare them away."
The second Pastor then said: "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I've set traps and even called an expert to get rid of them, yet they still won't go away."
With a grin on his face, the third Pastor said: "I had the same problem so I baptized all mine and made them members of the church ... Haven't seen one back since!"
A man wakes up hard out of a deep sleep and, nudges his wife awake and asks: "Why don't we play it on, eh?"17 Short jokes
She replies: "I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks: "But you don't have any a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "39 fairy tale jokesNext page Jokes
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"