278 jokes about art
A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem.38 → Joke
The first kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"43 → Joke
"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck."
The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"47 → Joke
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."
A man speaks frantically on phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"49 → Joke
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
Why do men fart louder than women?47 → Joke
Because they have a microphone and two speakers.
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