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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

20     blonde jokes


This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."

"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."

33     sex jokes


A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.

His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."

The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

34     man jokes


What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

2     tee jokes


Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

25     woman jokes






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