258 jokes about art
A
man and a
woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental
train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're
married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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marriage jokesThe day
Microsoft makes something that doesn't
suck is probably the day they start making
vacuum cleaners.
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car jokesOne day two boys were walking through the
woods when they saw some rabbit
shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"
"'They're
smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."
"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."
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shit jokesOne day about a month ago,
President Bush was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local lounge, a
blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, "I am the President of the United States. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?"
She replied, $200."
To the brunette he asked the same question. Her reply was $100.
He then asked the redhead.
Her reply was, "Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high as my
taxes, my panties as low as my
wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, and keep it rising like the gas prices, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you do the public, then believe me, Mr. President, it isn't going to cost you a damn cent."
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