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Apple · Lawyers · Trees · Deaths · Hanging
tree.autumnHow is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Teachers · Physics · Apple · Students · Books
teacher:2Physics Teacher: "Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"

Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
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Computers · Heaven · Hell · Microsoft · Apple
computerIn Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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