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How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?

1     Picnic Jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

136     Sex Jokes


I want to suck you ... lick you ... wanna move my tongue all over you ... wanna feel you in my mouth ... yep, that's how you ... eat an ice cream!

52     Sex Jokes


A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...

"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."

So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"

48     Car Jokes


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

49     Blonde Jokes






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