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Sex
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Marriage Counselors
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Women
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Men
At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"
Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"
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Frogs
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Toads
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Parking
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Animals
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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Archaeopteryx
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Worms
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Birds
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Animals
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
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Elephants
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Kangaroos
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Holes
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Australia
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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Ducks
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Elephants
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Feet
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Fires
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Animals
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
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At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"
What happens when frogs park illegally?
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?