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Sex · Marriage Counselors · Women · Men
dominatrixAt a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"
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Frogs · Toads · Parking · Animals
frogWhat happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Archaeopteryx · Worms · Birds · Animals
red birdWhy did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!
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Elephants · Kangaroos · Holes · Australia
elephantWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Ducks · Elephants · Feet · Fires · Animals
elephantWhy do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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