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New York Jets · Football · Dogs · Animals
mastiffsOne Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."

The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."
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Frogs · Toads · Parking · Animals
frogWhat happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Sex · Marriage Counselors · Women · Men
dominatrixAt a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true! I do so enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"
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Elephants · Kangaroos · Holes · Australia
elephantWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Ducks · Elephants · Feet · Fires · Animals
elephantWhy do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.
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