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Your Mama · Animals
Yo momma is so ugly that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"
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Spiders · Snoring · Animals
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Couples · Discussions · Arguments · Relatives
couple,kissingA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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Cats · Fires · Petrol · Animals
catHow do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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New York Jets · Football · Dogs · Animals
dog,bulldogOne Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."

The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."

The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.

The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.

"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" asked the bartender.

The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."
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