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Veterinarians · Doctors · Sex · Animals
dominatrixA doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.

However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, ... so it's not like you're the first ...

This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, but then again ... they probably weren't veterinarians ...
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Your Mama · Animals
Yo momma is so ugly that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"
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Couples · Discussions · Arguments · Relatives
couple,adoringA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

"Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
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Cats · Fires · Petrol · Animals
cat:2How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
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Archaeopteryx · Worms · Birds · Animals
chickadeeWhy did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!
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