Animal Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Animals


Which animal grows down?

A duck!

3     Duck Jokes

Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"

Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"

10     Slugs Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?

An animal that stinks and stings!

1     Bee Jokes

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

6     Bee Jokes

A farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"

Wife replies: "If you had a bigger cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"

44     Tit Jokes

Next page    Jokes

Animal Sayings