What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?5 Elephant Jokes
Big holes all over Australia!
What animal is best at math?7 Rabbit Jokes
Rabbits, they multiply fastest!
A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa.13 Saudis Jokes
Consul: "Your name please?"
Saudi: "Six time a week."
Consul: "I mean, male or female?"
Saudi: "Both male and female sometime even camels."
Consul: "Holy cow!"
Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."
Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"
Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"
Consul: "Oh dear!"
Saudi: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast ...!"
If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?3 Meat Jokes
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind. So what do you do?3 Carousels JokesNext page JokesAnimal Sayings
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