Animal Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Animals


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

5     Elephant Jokes

What animal is best at math?

Rabbits, they multiply fastest!

7     Rabbit Jokes

A Saudi was being interviewed at the US Embassy to obtain visa.

Consul: "Your name please?"

Saudi: "Abdul-Aziz."

Consul: "Sex?"

Saudi: "Six time a week."

Consul: "I mean, male or female?"

Saudi: "Both male and female sometime even camels."

Consul: "Holy cow!"

Saudi: "Yes, cows & dogs too."

Consul: "Man, isn't that hostile?"

Saudi: "Horse style, dog style, any style!"

Consul: "Oh dear!"

Saudi: "Deer? No deer, they run too fast ...!"

13     Saudis Jokes

If we weren't meant to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

3     Meat Jokes

You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind. So what do you do?

Get off the carousel!

3     Carousels Jokes

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