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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

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If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.

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