Alone - 14 jokes
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The difference between sex
is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
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What do you call an ant
who likes to be alone?
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If a man
is alone in the forest
, and he says something, and there's no woman
there to disagree with him.
Is he still wrong
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of the earth science
class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating
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How many bisexuals
does it take to change
a light bulb?
1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.
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