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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

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If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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A very logical and somewhat cold calculating professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife:

Dear Wife,

You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband,
Professor Malone When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband,

You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.

Your Wife.

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Hey these r some justteen barber jokes 2 make u laugh ...

Wats the diff between lady gaga and justin beiber??
One of them has got balls and it ain't beiber!!

Yo usher! Comin out tonight??
Nah have to babysit justin:)

I called justin beiber a girl and he hit me wid his PURSE Hey u guys r sooo mean to justin beiber. LEAVE HER ALONE!!

How to make justin beiber cry?
Tell her santa's not real!

Haha hope u had a gr8 laugh 8)

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