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The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

53     death jokes


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

1     ant jokes


If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

27     man jokes


The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

34     teacher jokes


How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.

5     light bulb jokes




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