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Two men were in a pub. One says to his mate, "My mother-in-law is an angel."

His friend replies, "You're lucky. Mine is still alive."

2     mother-in-law jokes


First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

96     wife jokes


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day: The first worm - dead. Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

17     worm jokes



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