Jokes - Adam


 


Gods · Adam · Improvements
What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.
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Bibles · Cars · Gods · Adam · Eve · Vehicles
carWhat kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
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Russians · Frech · British · Paradise · Adam
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Briton "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
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Baseball · Bibles · Adam · Eve · Religions
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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