Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.17 Woman Jokes
"You're running around with other women," she charged.
"You're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs!"
What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?21 Bible Jokes
God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?9 Baseball Jokes
In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.24 Russian Jokes
"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Briton "They must be British."
"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."
No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."
Adam and Eve were the happiest and luckiest couple in the world.3 Mother-In-Law JokesNext page Jokes
Neither of them had a mother-in-law!