In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men
. Concerned about this, a local woman
called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your employees
to married men? Is it because you think women are weak, dumb, cantankerous ... or what?"
"Not at all, Ma'am," the manager replied. "It is because our employees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them."
How many socialists
does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb.
Why was the goose fired from the pillow factory? He kept breaking down. ~ Bill Gates O Hell