How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?10 → Joke
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?7 → Joke
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?8 → Joke
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?5 → Joke
Only one, but it takes millions of years.
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?11 → Joke
None. They're not small enough to fit.