jokes4all.net

Jokes holes sex



Search





woman,weather
A woman dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is processing her, she hears a woman screaming in pain. She looks in the room and sees them drilling holes in the woman's shoulders to fasten the wings. Then she hears a man screaming and sees them drilling holes in his head to fasten the halo.

"I do not want to go to heaven", she tells St. Peter. "I'll go to the other place."

"You don't want to go there", he replies. "They rape and sodomize you down there."

"I don't care", she answers. "At least I already have holes for that."

18    


Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

So men can be open minded.

32    

guys,furniture

Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?

To get oxygen to his brain!

44    

caveman,television

A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

15    

policeman,donut

car
A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.

"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

42    






Next page   Back to home