Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.9 → Joke
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."17 → Joke
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.28 → Joke
A husband buys his wife a car for Christmas ...69 → Joke
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker!"