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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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mop,bucket

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

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shoes,ruby

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a bottom-dwelling scum sucker and the other's just a fish.

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fish

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

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