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A guy walks into a bar and demands to know "Who's the strongest in here?"

The toughest guy looks at him and says "I am the strongest around here!"

The other guy politely asks "Can you help me push my car to the gas station?"

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Proposal

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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Whats the difference between married men and parking spaces?

Nothing all the good ones are taken.

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

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