Tom addressed the ball
and took a magnificent swing but somehow, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man
full force. He dropped!
Tom and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet. "Good heavens" said Tom, "what shall I do?"
"Don't move him" said his playing partner, "if we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it two club lengths away."
Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore
looking at the men
. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant
for my new husband Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball
"No," says Judi, it's for his underarms