Jokes Gods Chuck Norris


God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.

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